For today, they are none unless you count taking up space and grumbling.
In all my extra time of sitting around and waiting on other people, I am pondering employment in the field of contract killing.
I keep picturing O-Ren Ishii sniping a diplomat from a skyscraper and can't help but think it'd be a fun job.
But I have a few questions before I melt off my fingerprints and buy an arsenal.
Do I need any formal education or training? I'm not so hot on joining the army, but I'm pretty sure a stint in the Foreign Legion wouldn't hurt my chances of getting a $1 million hit.
How do I contact potential employers? I can't imagine stumbling across a hit contract in the want ads and I'm pretty sure employment agencies are out. Perhaps there's a Web page like murderjobs.com or something like that...
What kind of resume should I put together? Should it include body parts and blood? Do I need references?
This sounds like a lot of work, but right now I've got the time.
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I think you should kill ala John Cusak in Grosse Pointe Blanke -- then you'd be funny, likeable and an assassin.
The only downside is that you'd have to date Minnie Driver...
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