I have long dreaded middle age, but old age doesn't seem so bad. I often see old people swearing at service workers, driving slow and getting cheap stuff, but today I saw what could be the best thing about getting old.
Only senior citizens can ride their bike to Kroger at 2 p.m. on a Monday dressed in a polo shirt and pajama pants to buy a big jug of cheap vodka and a tub of cole slaw.
Sometimes I love old people.
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