Broadcast Hurl

I don't watch the TV news a lot. They bother me.

Maybe it's from listening to my father bitch about the dumb TV anchors when I was a young one, but I have strong animosity for the TV news.

I won't go into the obvious about the sensational reports and constant mistakes, but I will go onto a problem I've been seeing more and more everyday-- tools.

I'm not sure if Carson Daly invented being a tool, but he made it popular.

My theory is that the newscasters in Central Ohio were big Carson Daly fans. It's really the only explanation for the total toolery on the TV at 6 p.m.