On Kidnapping

I'm a lousy criminal. I kidnapped an item of a friend (not really kidnapped, more like exploited forgetfulness) and took pictures to show I had the item. After going through the trouble of creating a new e-mail address to send the pictures it all comes down to this:
I send the photos.
When I'm asked about said kidnapped items I smile coyly and say "What are you talking about?"
"Your name is on the e-mail address."
Yes, apparently I am that stupid. I didn't even think about my name showing up with the e-mail address when I was filling out info. I am a computer boob.
I guess I can add my name to the stupid criminal list.