Friday, January 25, 2008

When movies go bad

I don't know why, but after I saw the razzies call Lindsay Lohan's I Know Who Killed Me a disaster, I had to see it. So I put it on my cue, and unsurprisingly it arrived much sooner than Maximum Overdrive.

I movie starts out with an incredibly unsexy dance by Lindsay in a strip club and then goes to her writing emo stories and wearing librarian glasses and low-cut shirts. It only gets better after that.

And by better I mean absolutely, horrifically terrible. So terrible when she woke up and cried when she realized she'd lost both her arm and leg I laughed. Hard.

The movie tried to be scary, but it wasn't. It didn't make any sense and it was once of the worse movies I've ever seen... although Punch Drunk Love and White Girls still take the top prizes.

So, again, good job razzies.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

He must be stopped

I bitch about Scientology a lot, I know, but Tom Cruise has seriously gone off the deep end.
In this video of him talking about Scientology, he shows what a complete crackhead he is.

He says things such as:

"We can rehabilitate criminals... We can unite cultures."
"When I drive by an accident it's not like other people driving by an accident, because I know I can help."
"Being a scientologist people turn to you..."
"So its our responsibility to educate, create the new reality."

And he keeps laughing like a maniac.

Wow, I'm now convinced to join Scientology. Sign me up. Give me my keds and get me a glass of koolaide.

That sucks

I just found out that Heath Ledger died. Police aren't sure if it was a suicide or an accidental overdose, but it really sucks.

He was a pretty good actor and I'm really looking forward to seeing him as the Joker when the next Batman movie comes out this summer. He looks badass.

Am I a bad person because my first reaction was worry over whether or not Dark Knight has been finished?