Where's my burrito?

I'm curious about how Chipotle makes their food so damn good. Seriously, I frighten myself when I think about all the things I'd do for one of their delicious burritos.... ahhhhhh, burrito.

I think I'd kick a stranger in the shins, paint nude Michael Moore and even chew gum off the sidewalk for one.

I'd probably even watch White Chicks.... scary.