Conformists

Who ever thought spiderman could be a goth? Apparently in a Cure-induced mania Sam Rami decided it would be a good idea to make spiderman/Peter Parker a goth douche in Spiderman 3.
Don't get me wrong, Peter Parker acting like a complete asshat and constantly tossing his black bangs could have been the most amusing part of the movie...
If not for BC.
Yes, Sam Rami is in his usual form and packs a shotgun full of cameos into the film. Bruce Campell rocks the cock and James Cromwell makes an appearance, although I would have been a bit happier if he had told spidey 'that'll do, pig.'
Stan Lee has a small cameo too, but it was all but ruined when some braindead tool in the audience said, 'who's that?' and then got the response, 'i think it's the original spiderman?'
Peons.
Spiderman 3 wasn't all that bad. The acting was awful, and i laughed hardest probably when I wasn't supposed to, which brings me to the major positive of the move-- lots of laughs.
I think the movie would have been a bit better if Harry had chopped of Mary Jane's head and Eddie Brock Jr. and Peter Parker would have gone out to a bar acting like tools and woken up in each other's arms the next morning... Ebert and Roper would have called it 'Heart warming...'