Hello bugs. Thanks for meeting me in this crowded coffee shop. I'm hoping it will make this awkward conversation a little less painful.
We need to talk. Please stop following me and showing up at my workplace and apartment. I thought I made my feelings clear when I kicked you out of bed and attacked you. I do not want to cohabitate with you, I was not raised that way.
I know this is harsh, but I don't want to mislead you in any way.
I don't want to see you ever again. I don't care how you change yourself, it's not going to happen.
You're not my type. Frankly, you creep me out and disgust me.
So let's just part amicably before I have to call the authorities or have you poisoned.... Because if you don't leave me alone I'll do it.
I don't like using threats, but you gave me no choice after you showed up at my home two times this week.
So let's just part ways before anyone gets hurt.
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