Damn the Man

The post office recently upped postage from 39 to 41 cents. I'm sure you're all thinking, 'It's only 2 cents, deal with it.' But I have 11 39-cent stamps, which means I need 11 2-cent stamps (do those exist?) or 22 1-cent stamps.

Since when did mailing something get to be so much work? When I was young you just slapped a stamp on a letter and off it went without these damn postal workers complaining about gas prices and rabies.

I'm going to just start tapping pennies to the envelope along with my 39-cent stamps.

That'll learn 'em.